What Would Jesus NOT Do?

March 13, 2010 by: nickadmin


We always hear about the many amazing things that Jesus of Nazareth apparently did, but nobody ever asks about the things that Jesus supposedly COULD have done, being omnipotent, but either didn’t bother to do or didn’t think were all that important. You know, things like… reducing human misery and suffering… that kind of thing. It occurs to me that if indeed the miracles recorded in the bible were in fact true, and really did happen… then that only shows Yahweh/Jesus to be an even MORE malevolent and cruel being than we see in the old testament, and that’s saying something. If the miracles somehow prove that Jesus WAS in fact a god in human form, but all he could be bothered to do was turn water into wine and heal only a few hundred, or even a few thousand people with his magic saliva, then really – what is the use or good of such a god? Think of what a visiting, omnipotent deity COULD have done – but in this case, apparently, chose not to!!!!! And this is meant to be that god’s main advertisement of its existence! Walking on water in front of a few of his mates, for the benefit of billions and billions of people who, if they don’t believe in his divinity and surrender control of their souls to him, will be sent to burn in agony for eternity. People – DOES THIS RELIGION MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL????? **** VIRGIN BIRTHS**** There appears to be some disagreement about which of the virgin births I listed are in fact accurate records of religious traditions, especially

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25 Responses to “What Would Jesus NOT Do?”
  1. armelix73 says:

    @thegreatcheesedemon

    What great knowledge?

  2. thegreatcheesedemon says:

    Jesus indeed brought great knowledge and inspiration in his coming, but Christianity was highjacked and lost to the dark ages.

    MEANWHILE, the Islamic empires were making great progress.

  3. darkdestiny0002 says:

    Lol god couldn’t break a womans hymen! He is sooo small yet he is the greatest being in the world what a joke!

  4. Wintblash says:

    Google Does Account. Mind-blowing Stuff.

  5. Nicothefalcon says:

    unreal

  6. veggiescrub says:

    I’m sure an omniscient being could find a way to do it with out screwing everything else up. Ummm, then again.

  7. BeekersSqueakers says:

    I’m not so sure if stablizing the tectonic plates would be such a good idea. Now I’m no geologist, but I would imagine doing that would negatively affect the Earth’s magnetic field and as well as it’s geothermal energy and activity.

  8. hugsforevery1 says:

    AH,,,, so…..much….wrong….historically wrong….uneducated…..info in this video…i hope this guy loses 500 ibs and gets a life and comes to Jesus and reads the bible for once and stop taking versues and read whole chapters…. ah… Horus reallly come on that is the easyiest “God” to debunk… ah he wasn’t even the sun God he was the Sky God… and was not a virgin birth… ah so much wrong and ppl actually believe it… ah…

  9. Frank4YAHWEH says:

    “Jesus IS God!” is one of the most deceptive, false and demonic doctrine taught among many Christian religions.

  10. barkinbunnies says:

    thank you :) I watched an RE lesson this week, the teachers seem to be making the Bible seem nicer than it is, telling the pupils Mary was asked, not made to have a baby.

  11. 1uuuuu1 says:

    Told

  12. bastebevolimja says:

    And you have evidence all around you
    and still you pretend you don’t know.

  13. catlover4000 says:

    um at the bagining at this video when the angle was talking he sonds like he was talking aobut the left be hind thing ya that shit is to become bofere god comes back any way but ok what can I say this fucking world is going to fucking hell any way bye frieds peasce out we need god here now think you we need him where we can see him in real life men where the hell is god in haven right now doind his own thing hes onlys been here spritly I what to meet this so called god now in real life bye

  14. barkinbunnies says:

    who is an ignorant sheep?

  15. DesertedBaby says:

    too bad there is no god and if he/she existed no intelligent person would want someone as retarded as god to have any power at all

    too bad you’re an ignorant sheep who can’t think for themself :)

  16. DesertedBaby says:

    basically the video is mocking christianity

    either god is really really stupid or the idea of yahweh is just a story made up that has plagiarised from other religions

  17. barkinbunnies says:

    That’s what I thought, working at school at the moment, they teaching the kids God asked her. Didn’t sound right.

  18. Mequellios says:

    Told. And she was also accused of adultery because of it.

  19. barkinbunnies says:

    Was Mary asked or told she was going to give birth to the son of God??

  20. EllOEllproductions says:

    I cant tell if this is christian or not…
    Could you please tell me nonstampcollector

  21. Pillowpantslol says:

    only if your close minded and can’t see the obvious error in your beliefs

  22. goldner34 says:

    Where’s the trash can?

  23. Nilguiri says:

    Wow, “Jesus” was a real dick! Who would have thought it?

  24. brianshan1 says:

    Because you don’t actually know if you have eternal life and the only thing you know for certain is that you do have this life. So live it up while you can

  25. bastebevolimja says:

    mocker